Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

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you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit…what a ride!”
-Hunter S. Thompson
Lately, I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and why I want to love the way I want to love, and what I need to learn to love that way, and who I need to become to become the kind of love I want to be… and when I break it all down, when I whittle it into a single breath, it essentially comes out like this: Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.
- Andrea Gibson  (via suchvodka)

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Rick: so abraham what's your favorite color
Abraham: waSHINGTON DC